We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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