Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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