cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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