i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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