Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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