you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I wish you could order shots online.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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