You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm both gender and math confused
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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