The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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