hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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