please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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