Come see our sink grown plant.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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