I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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