Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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