I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
How external is "for external use only"?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
They took my balls.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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