shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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