Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just pee around me
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have already put on my inside pants.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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