girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
