like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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