Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Found your dick twin last night
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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