I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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