YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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