Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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