your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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