Your tits are I can't wait for
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
try to milk me bitch
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