I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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