Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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