He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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