Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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