I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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