In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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