I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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