Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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