So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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