3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
