Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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