We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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