ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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