Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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