When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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