Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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