Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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