My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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