talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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