You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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