I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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