I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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