Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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