oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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