ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Randomize
