Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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